Oh poor kitty of the basement
You don’t seem comfortable here
Are you used to a larger futon bed?
I was unaware they had futon beds in the woods, but
I am sorry our humble abode isn’t to your liking. I wish our futon bed was bigger. I know a 10lb cat needs lots of space.
Oh you don’t like the water in the water dish? I am sorry you find the need to sit in my kitchen sink and lick the faucet. I am sure the rainwater and mud in the woods are far superior to the water in your water dish. I apologize once again.
I am so happy that you found my bedroom and it is music to my ears to hear you crying for food at 5am.
I am sure you miss living on bugs and that the meow mix is mere garbage. You have such a sophisticated palette afterall.Oh kitty of the basement, I am so sorry you seem to hate it here. I know I deserved your punishment of digging through our clean and folded laundry and leaving a coating of white fur. It was such a just punishment for our shortcomings.